When attitude is greater than altitude.

And PA ain't so bad.

F = m * a

Priorities in Life.

For Lou B.

Descartes wuz on to somethin.

Can't argue with this one.

Money back guarentee?

Rocky Horror!

For the Art History majors.

On-line X-mas shopping sure is different from the malls.

ZOMG some one hacked JohnL's password to post spam!









Actually that first one was purty funneh.

I dont get the PA jeans crack?????????

Thanks John!
A little humor early in the morning never hurts!
The Colonel

I saw a "Ski Kansas" t-shirt in the stores with a picture of a cow in skis. It was hilarious, but they only had it in children's sizes. I think another good one would be a picture of a combine chasing a skier. "Kansas Extreme Skiing" or something like that...

Best "Ski Kansas" poster/picture I ever saw showed a fully dressed skier on skis and poles standing in a winter scene cut cornfield, skis perched atop the ridge between the furrows ready to ski off into the unknown.
The Colonel