Telemark Clinic
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TomH
January 3, 2016
Member since 07/6/2005 🔗
375 posts

Timberline will be offering a full day telemark clinic on January 9th. Great event to improve your telemark skills regardless of level. Very low student to teacher ratios. I've participated for years and learned a ton. Look at Nords of Timberline on Facebook for details.

jimmy
January 5, 2016
Member since 03/5/2004 🔗
2,650 posts

TomH wrote:

Timberline will be offering a full day telemark clinic on January 9th. Great event to improve your telemark skills regardless of level. Very low student to teacher ratios. I've participated for years and learned a ton. Look at Nords of Timberline on Facebook for details.

LOL, very high teacher to student ratio 

TomH
January 5, 2016
Member since 07/6/2005 🔗
375 posts

Ha Ha.  This tells you how small the groups are in these clinics - all the Alpine Instructors complain they are working when all the Tele Pros are skiing with small groups.  Almost as good a gig as the Womens Clinic.  Jimmy you either have to learn to Tele or have a sex change :)

JohnL - DCSki Supporter 
January 5, 2016
Member since 01/6/2000 🔗
3,570 posts

learn to Tele or have a sex change :)

What's the difference? ;)

TomH
January 6, 2016
Member since 07/6/2005 🔗
375 posts

Ha, Ha!

jimmy
January 6, 2016
Member since 03/5/2004 🔗
2,650 posts

JohnL wrote:

learn to Tele or have a sex change :)

What's the difference? ;)

 

$25,000.00 and about three years. 

TomH
January 6, 2016
Member since 07/6/2005 🔗
375 posts

Sorry Jimmy - I would say about $10,000 and 10 years to learn to Tele. Unless you take the clinic series at T-Line and then you can reduce it to 8 years ;)

JohnL - DCSki Supporter 
January 6, 2016
Member since 01/6/2000 🔗
3,570 posts

TomH beat me to the punch line.

Jimmy,

Cheaper, easier and quicker to have a sex change.

 

Denis
January 6, 2016
Member since 07/12/2004 🔗
2,355 posts

John, this is the deepest subconscious level of your mind speaking.  Tele is in your future.  Don't fight it, embrace it.

JohnL - DCSki Supporter 
January 6, 2016
Member since 01/6/2000 🔗
3,570 posts

Denis wrote:

John, this is the deepest subconscious level of your mind speaking.  Tele is in your future.  Don't fight it, embrace it.

Dear subconscious. Your (semi-) conscious part of the JohnL brain definitely prefers you to tell me to tele, and not go Caitlyn.

LOL!

 

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