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September 9, 2010
SOLD!!..I ain't no spandex punk..I'm a wild & wunderful mountaineer that runs down bambi & rides up trees on them knobleys to my treed Bears...I'm gonna give the dude his 600 & then throw him another couple hundred to get in on his nigerian connection!!..Hell yehhhhh...
The Nigerians are such nice people. I am always getting email offers in broken English (bless their heart) wanting to share some of the money they have been fortunately blessed with after the passing of their rich uncle. I'm always immediately willing to give them my bank account and credit card numbers...
Yeh, I hear ya David & I hate to bust Jimmi out but....Well at least he got a postcard pic from his new Buddy from Africa who was skiing up in the alps on new skis..."Dear friend Jimmi..you were right..skiing is a Great sport!"
Seriously, fishnski you NEED this bike I think it's one of Redman's old hand me downs it knows it's way around, rattlesnake chain elephant killing brutal red machine.
"The bike says K2 pro-flex 4000 on the side of it. I don't know what that means. It probably means it can kill an elephant. The bike is red, so the blood won't show on it. The tires are knobby so you can pedal straight up a cliff. It has shocks on the front and the back for when you jump off the cliff. The stuff on it all says "Shimano XT". I'm pretty sure that is because it was cursed once by an indian medicine man named Shimano. The guy was a jack-[censored]. He tried to steal some of my stuff so I bit off his left ear.
The bike has a chain that I use to kill rattle snakes sometimes. It also has a seat. I don't use it, but you probably will for the first few years until you build up the muscle. I also installed a shotgun holder on the bike that conveniently fits a water bottle."
I have one of these. It says ISH on the side; probably means it's better at slaying hippos.
