I skied a trash heap!

The Crystal Ridge Ski Area is a trash heap, quite literally it is a pile of litter. Located within the city limits of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, the ski area is located on a landfill. No kidding! There are bulldozers and dump trucks in the parking lot. I watched a dump truck drop off a load from the ski lift. This is an urban renewal project gone alpine.

Crystal Ridge Ski and Snowboard Area is known to the locals as “The Ditch.” It is open nights during the week and all day on the weekends. The ambitious trail map not withstanding there is one face to this hill which is served by two lifts. The small lodge, minimalist rental shop (a shipping container) and Ski Patrol shed (another shipping container) sit off to one side of the skiing face. The summit tops out at 290 feet (give or take a few garbage bags). The skiing surface covers 75 acres. The runs descend 225 feet of drop, off the top down to a small creek and wooded park land below. Thus “the Ditch.” The lifts are slow and paint-chipped, but this is a trash heap so they fit in.

Interestingly located off to one side at the bottom of the hill is the Timber Ridge Wolf Preservation project. This kennel holds wolves being bred for reintroduction to the wilds of Wisconsin. You could hear the wolves baying from the lift. This made the place even more bizarre.

The land directly adjacent to the skiing face is nicely wooded park land. So the view while skiing is of suburban parkland. This contrasts with the ride back up the lifts as the signs and lights of the nearby suburban sprawl are clearly visible.

The almost 50-degree day I was there the weather was taking its toll on the slopes. I was truly bummed that they didn’t offer day skiing as I had finished work early and was looking to enjoy some of the sun. But the wait was worth it. For a total of $13.00 I got 5 hours of skiing on the trash heap. The snow started out icy and well worn but as the sun went down it began to loosen up a bit. Overall the coverage was sufficient but the recent warm spell (all of two days) was quickly taking its toll on the slopes. The forecast called for more warm days ahead. So snow days this year on the trash heap may be numbered.

This place reminded me a bit of Blue Marsh (now a lost area) mainly to its similar size and layout. No real trails, just open terrain across one face. The crowd started out sparse at 5 p.m. but picked up a bit later in the night. Local boarders mixing in the lift line with local racers. I am sure I was the only out of town guest. But in speaking to the lifties the place was packed over the weekend.

I also learned that the ski area offered an “unofficial” season pass. If you spend as much on lifts as the season pass rate you get the rest of the season for free. Kind of a season pass on the installment plan which is a very neat idea.

Terry Owen, the general manager, was very nice. She and her staff worked hard to make it an enjoyable experience. A bit of local controversy is swirling as the city is looking to reopen the entire landfill while the ski area’s operator claims to have several years still to go on their lease from the city. This legal side show is a bit of a distraction and probably prevents the ski area from making too many improvements. Hopefully the snow sliders will prevail over the trash throwers and the hill will stay open.

Overall this place is a fun distraction with trash, wolves and all. If I lived nearby I might turn out a couple nights a week to get some runs in. It is a trash heap and that in itself is cool! I only wish they would own it more. Lose the name and just call it THE DITCH. Just think of the marketing campaigns! Ski The Ditch! If I was running the place I would paint the lift towers black, light the place in different funky colored lights, get the wolves to howl and maybe dress the ski patrol in Goth costumes. Well, probably not the family friendly image they are looking for, but it would be cool.

For now all that will have to wait. But Crystal Ridge Ski and Snow Board Area is a first for me… a truly urban ski area.

Two folks learning at “the Ditch.” Photo provided by Mary Jo Walicki.

Locals discussing world events in the lodge at “the Ditch.” Photo provided by Mary Jo Walicki.