Ha, suggested to mrs jimmy last week that i might go on a four week ski safari, she said hey great, go ahead and go, just don't come back! Sounds like what Homer calls a four day weekend only longer......anyways just for fun, figure u've got $200 a day for thirty days and a warm welcome home isn't a factor , how should this be done, alone or not, where to go, stormchase, maybe a road trip west and fly home?

hey J man road trip would be awesome! Like start from T-line or where ever and go all the way across the US and end up drinkin' next to the water in San Diego (which is German for a Whale's Vagina) at the Outrigger Hotel. Now there is a plan!

Now u got me thinkin as well. If if I could talk the spousal unit into letting me go.... If not, she might get a little pissed but she'd get over it (I hope).

now see you don't have to be Dr. Phil (-up-yer-pants) to sus out this one. Most grls secretly like it that you are not around they like the apart-time but they have to know that you will not get killed, thrown in jail, disappear, or have sex or even kiss another woman (I get to flirt and make out because for me it represents sacrifice). Outside of that, you're golden except grls will never admit it.

So you just plan it out (of course discussing heavily every thought-by-thought turn .. last-minute appendices are a no-no) and then give your chick like $1200 spending money and pay for two grlz-nites at a nice hotel on random weekends, you've sealed your pact.

... but you can't be shocked if your chick hooks up with a really nice, good-looking guy (or grl whatever) for a little fling ... but hey we have our values straight on this board; After all, it's only sex ... skiing is more important, right? Let her swing and you ski as a King! Word!

I cannot believe the untopic is still going.....winter we need you

E, mon where u bin we've missed u? huh, ya me too, uhhuh, yup i know, money season sux.....anyways i just finished gettin myhead on for a bit of cloud skiing when i read ur post,

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hey J man road trip would be awesome! Like start from T-line or where ever and go all the way across the US and end up drinkin' next to the water in San Diego (which is German for a Whale's Vagina) at the Outrigger Hotel. Now there is a plan!

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Crush i must ask you dewd, this drinking water from a whale's vagina sounds so, oh never mind that but does it taste like fish? Back to the subject.....ok so that sounds good you propose we end this safari in San Diego, so if we work backwards one stop sounds like Mammoth Mountain, ain't never bin there they tell me it's nice, oh i got me an office..... I propose we start at Blue Knob PA and drive up to MI to check out Mt Bo . Where to go from there? sounds like kwill's in?

The weather tomorrow sept 13th in Isachsen,Nunavut (canada) will be a high of 10 & a low of -4...If you didn't know..you just been told...Eskimo pudding is mighty cold!

Oh man, you had to mention Mount Bo, didn't ya? That hill almost makes it worthwhile to vacation in UP instead of UT. What a hill... Moonshine Mountain's test drive! Mount Bo- if you can ski it, keep drinking.

UNOWUT Jimmy. How the hell did The Untopic make it to page 4 or 5 on the recent thread list??? That right there is a bad thing, a bad sign, a bad omen. A season without Untopic is like a strip club with no women. Sure the music is umpa-oomph and the lights are flashing, but deep down inside you know you're being gipped on that 12 dollar beer.

Hey anyway how can we talk Jack here. Jack is a topic, and topics and Untopics mix like oil and water, which is all I have to say about that. Tromano props for the reminder of Untopic... many may naysay but the truth remains: Untopic is a sign that the ski season is upon us.

Ski Kansas!